Review: A Soul’s Calling, Scott Bishop

A Soul's Calling, by Scott BishopFTC Disclosure: I received a copy of this book in exchange for review. No money changed hands and all opinions presented here are my own.

When I was a boy, I used to go camping with my father. During one of these trips, my brother and I decided to take a little walk together. We didn’t think we walked very far, but trying to find our way back to the campsite was difficult. Everything looked the same and the return trip took at least five times as long as the journey out. Ultimately, though, we found our way back.

That which you have just read is true. But it is not, I absolutely hasten to add, a story. It might be an anecdote, but I doubt it’d be a very entertaining one. More likely it’s the sort of thing I might bring up with a group of friends, all of whom are exchanging brief, inconsequential narratives on the same theme (being lost, childhood memories, camping with kids…). But even in the right context, it doesn’t become a story. It’s just something that in some (but certainly not all) cases might be worth repeating.

I could drag it out, certainly. I could add reams of accurate detail that may well make the recitation more vivid for my listeners, but the compounding of unnecessary detail doesn’t turn it into a story either, and without a great deal of fictionalization, it never could be one.

There’s nothing wrong with fictionalization. At least, not within the context of fiction. (That’s kind of where the word comes from.) Fictionalization is a good thing for stories. In fact, I’d go so far as to say it’s the single most important thing. Storytelling is an art, and art lives and dies by the talent of the artist. We might be fine listening to a close friend tell us about a personal experience, and in that case we might feel cheated if we later found out he was embellishing it excessively.

However when we pick up a novel, we don’t want to read a dry recitation of something that the author did. First of all, that’s not what a novel is. And secondly, the novelist needs to demonstrate, in some way, a mastery of his art. This can take many forms, of course; it can be the active and deliberate bafflement of Joyce or the intense simplicity of Hemingway. It can — even better — be one of numberless possibilities in between those two extremes.

But an artist has to do something, otherwise he isn’t creating art. He’s just saying things.

A Soul’s Calling, a novel based on author Scott Bishop’s experience of hiking to the base camp at Everest, just says things.

It’s admittedly difficult to issue this as a universal criticism, especially since the writing in A Soul’s Calling isn’t uniformly bad, but this is essentially a long, long first-draft that is in dire need of a more compelling rewrite. As it stands it reads no better than my camping anecdote, but takes around 1,700 times as long to finish saying nothing. And that’s the problem. Some of my favorite pieces of writing “say nothing,” but they say it in so moving, amusing, or thrilling a way that the act of saying nothing becomes a kind of art unto itself. It takes — or, rather, is sculpted into — a shape, a series of shapes, patterns within patterns that compose themselves into larger movements and statements. That’s what fiction is for.

A Soul’s Calling doesn’t do that. It presents copious details in the hopes that obsessive accuracy will eventually conjure up its own kind of interest in the reader. But it does not.

To be honest, I’m not even sure I should be judging this book as a novel. Its back cover refers to it as a novel, yes, but it also refers it as a memoir…and those two things are mutually exclusive. You can’t actually be both. You can be a Nabokov-esque memoir of a fictional character, or you can be a Vonnegut-like fictionalized memoir, but in each case you’re still writing a novel, and the format (or intention) of memoir becomes a utility…a filter through which that novel is read.

That is not what we have here, and though I’m making a bit of an executive decision by calling it a novel, I think the presence of spirits and talking mountains and a main character who receives visions of an apocalyptic future that he alone can avoid somehow by making this journey all seat the book firmly in the category of “fiction.”

If any of that seems to be out of place for a story about a journey to Everest, then you might be disappointed to learn that it’s also completely unnecessary, and — to be honest — nonsensically handled. When Kurt Vonnegut takes us away from the real-life horrors of World War II to make comical digressions to an extra-terrestrial zoo, or Thomas Pynchon sees it fit to insert a sentient mechanical duck into the surveying party of Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon, they do so in order to make colorful points about the things we think we’re familiar with…in order to slant our perspectives enough that we can view the familiar in a new and unexpected way.

However when Bishop employs these strange intrusions, they serve only to confuse his intentions. What’s more, they ring loudly as artificial and empty gestures. After all, when George Mallory was asked why he intended to climb Mount Everest, he famously (and maybe apocryphally) replied with three words that have been connected with the mountain ever since: “Because it’s there.”

Everest is, within our cultural landscape, a mountain whose conquering legendarily requires no justification. It is in itself a justification. If reaching its peak is understood universally as being entirely free from — and separate from — mere human reasoning, then I’m not sure why we need urgent entreaties from the Spirit Realm to justify the comparatively minor trek to its base camp.

The real problem, though, is that this unnecessary justification fails to even justify itself. There’s nothing inherently wrong with making the protagonist the “Chosen One” who alone can prevent massive calamity on a universal scale; this has been the backbone of everything from The Bible to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. There are countless places you can go with the idea, which is what keeps it from feeling stale in the right hands. It may come across as somewhat trite, but it’s an acceptable triteness that we expect will pay off in some interesting flourishes along the way.

In A Soul’s Calling, however, the protagonist / narrator (who shares a name with the author) some emissaries from the spirit world turn up, tell “Scott” that he needs to journey to the base camp at Everest, and then essentially disappear from the novel entirely. We do hear from them again, but they never actually explain what the issue is, what exact function “Scott’s” journey will serve, or why “Scott” was chosen at all. In fact, every time the narrator describes these conversations or visions, he lapses into an evasive textual shrug, admitting that he can’t really explain what he saw or heard…so, I guess, we just have to trust him when he says that his ethereal Princess Leia assured him he was our only hope. Whether or not he was qualified to shoulder the burden of universal salvation I can’t say, but as a reader I’m absolutely positive he’s not qualified to narrate if he can’t tell us about the most interesting things in the book.

Part of me wants to see this as a deliberate evasion. It wants me to read these moments — and there are many of them — as evidence of unreliable narration. That would indeed go a long way toward turning A Soul’s Calling into a work of art, as opposed to a collection of pages. But that part of me easily loses the war against another part of me: the one that read the book. Bishop’s inexplicable and unexplained forays into a spiritual justification for the trip are simply a baffling obstacle lost in the midst of so many other baffling obstacles, and it becomes an unintentional running joke that the narrator preemptively defends himself against the logical faculties of his audience, assuring us openly that these spiritual visitations — which occur when he’s in bed with his eyes closed — are not dreams. Why are they not dreams? Because they’re not dreams. That’s why. Well, that’s me told I guess.

Even if I could accept that “Scott” were the only hope for both this world and the spiritual world, and that his trip to and back from the base camp at Everest would somehow avoid The Biggest Apocalypse Ever, I absolutely cannot accept that, as a writer, Bishop so eagerly buries the lede.

If you were personally visited by spirits who told you that you needed to perform some earthly task in order to prevent the Alleged Cosmic Implosion of All That Ever Was and Will Be, and you did that thing, you’d then be pretty eager to tell everyone about it. Right? I know I would. But I also know that I’d spend a lot of my time talking about the spirits and the apocalypse, and probably wouldn’t spend nearly all of 340 pages methodically documenting that earthly task instead. And I suspect your narration would have a similar bent. “Scott,” on the other hand, waives away interest in the spirits, and thinks we’re more interested in how many times he stops for Pringles along the way to base camp.

The story here is that “Scott” was visited by ambassadors from another realm — a realm most human beings don’t even know exist — and assigned an urgent task that alone can avoid total intergalactic destruction…but Bishop thinks the story is that he took a difficult walk through the Himalayas. And I simply cannot abide that oversight. After all, that’s what prevents this from being a story, and restricts it to being instead a sloppily-framed and long-winded anecdote.

There are lots of other issues at play here, as well, including a massively problematic relationship at the book’s core. “Scott” and his guide Tej feud constantly on their way to Everest. To his credit, the narrator understands that this relationship is strained. To his much larger debit, he never realizes that the reason it’s strained is that he keeps arguing with Tej, childishly overriding his experienced council, and insisting that they do things “Scott’s” way. After all, Tej has only spent a lifetime physically guiding people along this exact route…and “Scott” has done several nights’ worth of reading on the Internet, so clearly he should be stubbornly disregarding everything his guide is so emphatically trying to tell him.

I was absolutely astounded by the way this played out between the narrator and Tej. All along I was expecting “Scott” to learn his lesson, but no, A Soul’s Calling wants us to believe that the moody American was right all along, and Tej was out of line for questioning him.

I’ve never seen anything like this. I kept expecting “Scott” to receive his comeuppance in some way and realize that the rich and beautiful world he’s so desperately trying to make conform to his expectations is actually the world he should be opening himself to. I find it hard to imagine a version of The Darjeeling Limited in which the Whitman brothers learn that it was smart of them to cling to their possessions and petty grievances, and I find it impossible to imagine that that would work at all as a film. When you fight against accepting another’s culture, the audiences laugh at you because they know better. When you stop resisting, the audience is on your side because you learned your lesson. In A Soul’s Calling however the opposite happens, and the audience is meant to be glad that “Scott” had the willpower to resist the foolish guidance of his (ahem…) guide. And I’ve never seen anything like that before. It genuinely hurt to read.

There’s more I could talk about at this point — such as the narrator’s explanation that every person who’s ever disliked him in life was actually being manipulated by evil spirits (which must be pretty nice, as everyone who’s ever disliked me in my life has done so because I was a dick to them in some way…you know, something that I’m actually responsible for as a human being and therefore must learn a lesson from) — but I think I’ve said enough.

A Soul’s Calling could have had some value, at least potentially, as a dry yet meticulous travelogue, but it ultimately fails there as well because the travel comes across as dead and routine. The narrator arrives somewhere, Tej tells him to go one way, the narrator throws a tantrum and goes another, the narrator gets exhausted, the narrator leans on a rock, the narrator tells us about something he read on the internet, and the narrator goes to sleep in a lodge. It’s just a simple, cyclical repetition of the same few ideas, with no substance or character at all, making this magical and important journey feel more like a boring car ride during which nobody feels like looking out the windows.

I’d like to read a version of A Soul’s Calling that makes something of its own components. I want to know what the spirits are talking about, exactly, rather than getting a spill of vague gibberish about them every one hundred pages or so. I want to see the narrator grapple with the possibility that the spirits aren’t real, and that he might actually be losing his grip on reality, just as any human being would. And most importantly, I want to see the narrator face some consequences for his behavior toward other people, without simply being able to handwave their disgust as being due to the interference of some invisible boogey man.

Because what we have isn’t a story. It’s a recitation of things that happen, yes, but it’s not a story. And it’s not a novel, and it’s not a memoir, and it’s not a travelogue. It’s a numbered collection of pages, and it’s waiting for somebody to give it shape. I hope somebody does; it’ll undoubtedly be for the better.

FTC Disclosure: I received a copy of this book in exchange for review. No money changed hands and all opinions presented here are my own.

The Live Action Uncle Ruckus Movie Needs Your Help

Uncle Ruckus

I just wanted to draw your attention to what has to be the most intriguing Kickstarter campaign I’ve seen yet. (It’s certainly the only one I’ve even considered donating to.) Aaron McGruder wants you to support a live-action Uncle Ruckus movie. And you know what? You really should.

I haven’t written anything about The Boondocks here yet, but I will. I was a bit wary of the show before it premiered (and the comic strip never did anything for me) but from the moment I gave it a chance I realized that it was so much more than I expected it to be. It’s not the cheap humor of culture clash that I expected it to be…it’s a consistently strong and shockingly smart dissertation on race relations in America.

Similar ground has been covered more times than I could ever hope to count in the past, but McGruder’s is an articulate rage, and it’s one that very knowingly has three fingers pointing back at him. That’s more than part of its charm…that’s its identity. McGruder doesn’t focus entirely upon how blacks are perceived in a predominantly white region…he also looks inward at blacks themselves and asks, “What the fuck are we doing?” As often as he’s appalled by white privilege, he’s at least as enraged by black attitude, and The Boondocks emerges as a brilliantly confused, ethically complicated question of co-existence…both with each other, and with the conflicting aspects of ourselves.

The young Freeman brothers — radical idealist Huey and burgeoning thug Riley — reflect this duality quite well, and serve as our focal points for most episodes, but the most rewardingly complex creation of McGruder’s is Uncle Ruckus, a self-hating black man who has bought into the idea that whites are the superior race. The absolute worst of American hatred is filtered through this rotund, milky-eyed black man who curses his own race and wishes nothing more than to see the country purified into a sheet of uniform whiteness.

It’s terrible, and yet it’s tragic. Ruckus isn’t an inherently bad person — any more or less than any other character — but he serves as a brilliant prism that refracts the various approaches to race relations that have been taken elsewhere in pop culture. And now, with help, McGruder may create a live action film about him.

And I think you should help. Because if the show is anything to go by, this movie could be a massively affecting and disorienting comic masterpiece.

I won’t beg, and I won’t say any more — as I’m realizing now how poor I am at expressing my love of the show — but I hope you at least consider it.

If you haven’t seen the show, here’s a list of episodes to get you started: “Granddad’s Fight,” “A Huey Freeman Christmas,” “Return of the King,” “The Passion of Reverend Ruckus,” “Thank You For Not Snitching,” “Home Alone,” “It’s a Black President, Huey Freeman,” “The Fundraiser,” and “The Color Ruckus.” Or just all of them. They’re pretty fucking great.

Oh and Lego is gauging interest in a series of Mega Man-inspired sets. SO GO DO THAT TOO.

Judges, Juries and Executioners

Empty Courtroom

It’s my birthday today. I am thirty-two. I hope you don’t mind because there isn’t anything I can do about it. (I’ve tried.)

When I started this blog one year ago (it’s my blog’s birthday, too) I very deliberately did not want it to be a record of personal things. I’ve done that before, several times, and it always leads to unfocused rambling that can’t possibly be of interest to anybody other than myself. So I decided to focus on pop-culture instead, and I told myself that if I ever felt the need to use the “personal” tag when categorizing a post, then it didn’t belong on this site. I’ve now broken that rule 16 times.

I can’t speak for the others, but I think number 16 is important, because I went through a transformative experience just last month. I’m still processing it. Maybe writing about it, and opening it up for discussion, will make something more clear about it.

Maybe not. But I wanted to talk about it anyway, because it’s important to me, and I don’t know what else to do with it.

I served as jury foreman for a domestic violence case. And it was an experience I’d like to share with you here. Why? I don’t know. Maybe you can tell me.

I’ve often grappled with what should be a very easy question to answer: am I a good person?

I don’t know why I’d grapple with that. The answer should be yes. Right? Well, why? If I’m a good person, then why am I a good person?

Because I don’t do bad things, I guess.

Except I do do bad things, sometimes. I tell a lie or I hurt somebody’s feelings or I don’t volunteer my seat on the train to an old person. I’m a real bastard.

And besides, even if I didn’t do that stuff, is it enough to not do bad things? “Good” shouldn’t be a neutral category; you shouldn’t end up there simply because you didn’t do the opposite. It should be an active category. It should be something you earn.

And what have I done to earn it?

I’ve thought about the ending of It’s a Wonderful Life many (many, many…) times. Jimmy Stewart runs through the streets of Bedford Falls positively bursting with the sheer joy of being alive, not because anything is going right for him — it sure as heck isn’t — but because he’s just been shown how important he is to the world around him. If he hadn’t saved all of these people — he actively saved all of these people — they wouldn’t be around anymore, or would be far worse off. He did that. He wasn’t a nice guy because he sat quietly and didn’t bother anyone…he was a nice guy because he changed people’s lives for the better. He could see that if he was never born, things would have gone much worse without him.

But what have I changed? Certainly I’ve been important to many people, but if I hadn’t been there, would their lives really be worse? Did I change anything, or was I just party to their decided trajectory? I think people would miss me if I’m gone, and that says something, but would anything really change? If it didn’t, then can I really be good?

It’s an interesting thing to ponder. And now I actually do know somebody whose life would have changed without me. He doesn’t know my name and I’m already starting to forget his, but I did something. I actively did something. And because of that, a switch got flipped somewhere along the track, and he’s in a different place because of me than he would have been without.

He was the defendant in a domestic violence case. If I understand correctly I am actually able to discuss details of the case now that it’s over, but I’m choosing not to, as I don’t think it’s worth making anything traceable for those involved.

I’ve been chosen for jury duty before, when I lived in Florida. For those unfamiliar, a large number of potential jurors are first chosen from a pool of registered tax payers. From there that number is whittled down the day before your scheduled court date, as they have a better idea then of how many jurors they need. You call the night before to find out if you even need to show up. Often you don’t.

From there the pool that shows up is divided into smaller groups who are called into court rooms to serve. If you’re not called, you get to go home…and that’s as far as I made it in Florida.

Once you get to the court room that group is further whittled down when the judge asks questions of each individual and determines whether or not there are any reasons they shouldn’t serve on a jury. And then after that the prosecutor and defense attorney both get to ask questions and discharge any juror they like (without having to provide a reason) until only the required number of jurors remains.

I remained, and so did seven others. At every step of the process I expected to be sent home, but I never was. I remained.

The defendant was accused of physically abusing his wife, and also disturbing the piece, though obviously that latter charge was much less serious and the prosecutor hardly argued it at all.

The real meat of the case was the domestic violence. It was alleged that the defendant returned home to find his wife in bed, and she woke up with his hand around her throat. She ran outside and called 911. The police arrived, and before any questions were asked the man said to the police, “I didn’t touch her. I didn’t do anything.”

That — in tandem with a recording of the 911 call — was the entire case. There was no other evidence, and only two people gave their testimony: the wife, and the police officer who responded.

The defendant was a black man who spoke very little English.

There was a recess about 2/3 of the way into the case. The judge dismissed us to a small room with only a coffee pot and some old issues of Readers’ Digest. As might be expected, I kept to myself…doubly so when I heard the others talking. I don’t wish to paint them all with the same brush, but I heard enough talk about him being “obviously guilty” and a few people who “think he did it” that I knew I didn’t want to participate. I kept my head down until we were allowed back into the court room.

Here’s the thing: justice works in a very specific way in this country. At least, it’s supposed to. See, we were reminded many times — and would later be given documentation reminding us of this fact as we went off to render our verdict — that the burden of proof was on the prosecutor. That is to say that we were to consider the defendant innocent, until proven guilty. It was not up to the defendant to prove his “innocence,” and it never was. It was up to the prosecutor to prove the defendant’s guilt…and if the prosecutor failed to do that beyond a reasonable doubt, then we must find the defendant not guilty.

That’s why we find them “not guilty” instead of “innocent.” We’re not being asked to declare whether the defendant did or did not commit the crime…we couldn’t possibly know that. We are instead being asked to determine whether or not it was proved, beyond a reasonable doubt, that he did commit the crime.

What I heard from my fellow jurors was that he must be guilty, because why would his wife lie? I heard that he must be guilty, otherwise why wouldn’t he testify for himself? I heard that he must be guilty because people had a bad feeling about him. I heard nothing of the evidence, or of any serious consideration. I heard people speaking from the heart…the part of them that hears that a woman has been beaten and reacts to that statement, rather than trying to assess how much truth is behind it.

I understand the impulse. I had a hard time fighting it as well. Spousal abuse is a touchy subject, and one that triggers floods of emotions. I’d imagine that crimes against children or even animals would do the same thing, and people want to render a guilty verdict just to show that they are not fans of these crimes…as though that even needs to be demonstrated.

When we walked into the small room for the final time to deliberate, one fellow juror was outright convinced he was guilty. The others were all leaning guilty. I was the sole holdout for a verdict of not guilty.

And when we left that room, we were all in agreement: the man was not guilty.

I still don’t know how I did that, but I know that I did. That’s not the kind of thing I can usually do. Getting my own life together is hard enough most of the time, but then, with something very serious and immediate on the line, when it was a man who was about to go to jail even though the prosecution had not proven that he did anything, I was able to fight. I was able to pull it together…and fight.

And I fought with the only thing I really had on my side: logic.

Because there was no evidence.

Nobody saw them argue. Not then.

Other times they saw them argue, witness reports state that the defendant walked away from the conflict. He shouted, just as his wife did, but ultimately he walked away when he was asked to.

The 911 call revealed the woman shouting repeatedly, “He’s going to kill me! Come over now, my husband is going to kill me!” Yet there are no sounds of him anywhere, and by her own testimony she was outside while he sat on the couch in the living room waiting for the cops to come. He could clearly hear her shouting these things, so it’s no surprise that he said “I didn’t touch her,” as soon as the police showed up. I certainly would have said the same thing.

The woman’s testimony — and she was the only witness, apart from her husband of course — contradicted itself on large issues. For instance at first she claimed that she woke up with his hand around her throat. Later she claimed that she was awake and heard him come in. A relatively small detail, but later on she was asked how much time passed between his coming home and the attack. She didn’t know. She first said that he came right into the room and grabbed her, then later said that he might have taken a shower, made dinner, eaten it, and then grabbed her. And there’s a big difference there, especially if she claimed to hear him come in…it’s not a detail.

Additionally, the logic of the actual events wasn’t sound. He was clearly strong enough to overpower her physically, there wouldn’t have been a surprise there, but evidently he grabbed her throat out of nowhere — no argument — then released it just as suddenly, and made no attempt to interfere with her calling 911 on him. When the police arrived, there were no marks on her, and the husband was calm. I have a hard time believing a flash of violence like that could occur out of nowhere, and just as quickly disappear into nowhere, without there being any history or any evidence that anything even happened.

Do I think he did it? Here’s my answer: it doesn’t matter.

It doesn’t matter, because based on the available evidence and testimony, we can’t prove he did it. And because of that we can’t find him guilty. We simply don’t have any choice other than to find him not guilty.

Several of my fellow jurors protested to the end that they felt he was guilty. That’s okay, I let them know. They can think that. But we weren’t called to let the judge know what we felt; we were called to render a verdict based upon the judicial system we have established in this country.

Americans like to make their own calls. Americans like to tailor the law to whatever it is best suits them at the time. That’s how Trayvon Martin got killed; he violated the law that existed in one man’s head, was found guilty, and was summarily executed. That’s how Bernie Goetz killed four teenagers who attempted to mug him in New York. That’s how black men who don’t speak very good English get sent to jail for crimes nobody actually saw them commit.

It was scary. It was scary because, one day, that could be me. I could well be on trial for something I didn’t do, something that would similarly cause an emotional response in jurors. And I’d hope that a complete lack of evidence would mean that the jurors would know better than to listen only to their hearts and their hatred of awful crimes…but what I saw in that room convinced me that I can’t rely on that. And neither can you. Nobody can. The heart makes decisions today that the brain may regret long after the deal’s been done. By that time, we’re already gone.

I stopped a lot of hearts from making that decision that day. If I hadn’t been there, he’d be in jail. And he’d be in jail for a crime that nobody managed to prove even happened.

I don’t know what to make of the experience. I really don’t.

I’m equal parts proud and baffled by it. Justice was served, as it should have been. It was my job to see that that happened. But what if he did do it? It wasn’t our job to determine that…but what if he did? Did the other jurors have a point? Is it better to put a man who you believe did a bad thing behind bars than to let him go free simply because nobody could prove it? Of course not. But what if he did?

I argued for justice, and justice was served. Does that make me a good man?

Again, I don’t know. I did the thing I was asked to do, and I fought to make sure others did it as well. The wheels of justice turned, and the only fair verdict was read aloud in that courtroom in mid-January.

A man went free, because I changed things.

Maybe that doesn’t make me good, but that does make me responsible.

And that’s not a bad thing to be, I suppose, moving into year 32. I just really hope that if I’m ever in that situation, somebody will be willing to risk feeling like an outcast, will be willing to risk dying of anxiety, will be willing to risk fighting a terribly lopsided battle, to help justice — rather than passion — be served.

I know I can’t rely on that.

The defendant that day couldn’t have relied on it either.

But for better or worse, I made it happen. And I can only hope, for better or worse, someone would make it happen for me.

Thanks for listening.

Steve Zissou Saturdays #5: I Guess We’ll Have to Loop That Line

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Hello again! Returning from our post-holiday break we’re picking up our ongoing examination of The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou at exactly the nineteen minute mark. If you’re following along at home you’re…probably a pretty patient human being.

This week’s entry might turn out to be a bit short, as I couldn’t find a particularly convenient breaking point…at least not one that comes in a reasonable amount of time. So our abrupt departure coincides with the abrupt arrival of Jane Winslett-Richardson, another new addition to Team Zissou, albeit one whose fresh perspective isn’t filtered through their celebrated past, like Ned’s. Jane’s perspective on Team Zissou is fixed much more solidly in the disappointing present, giving us our our ghosts of Christmas Past and Christmas Present, if we seek to carry on with our comparison of The Life Aquatic and A Christmas Carol. And, yes, we do.

With Christmas itself so recently behind us, it’s perhaps worth mentioning a couple of other small details as to how this can be read as a Christmas film. It’s something we’ve discussed in general earlier, but the holiday season itself reminded me of two other small things: Steve’s most obvious physical traits — his white beard and red cap — synch up nicely with those of Santa Claus, and his shipmate Klaus — of whom will see a lot more of in this installment — bears the name of that jolly fat man.

Neither of them behave in manners befitting at all of Father Christmas — they’re much more Ebenezer Scrooge and Bob Cratchit, respectively — but much like the Christmas lights at Loquasto, these are small details sprinkled throughout, decorations if you will, that allow us to maintain such a reading. As the film progresses, the parallels will get that much stronger.

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

We’re not going to talk exclusively about Christmassy coincidence, however, as we have more pressing matters at hand: the death of Steve’s cat Marmalade. What’s really interesting through isn’t what this tells us about Steve or Eleanor, but what we learn — if we pay attention — about Ned. It’s a great credit to Owen Wilson that even when the attention isn’t on him — and as passive and polite as Ned is the attention isn’t frequently on him — he’s still acting. He’s still Ned. He’s still being this character, rather than standing around and waiting for his next line.

Here we have two great little moments that I’m not even sure I noticed before, both of which are silent and neither of which call for any attention from the audience. It’s only when you allow yourself to be detached from the dominating presence of the other Zissous that you notice the smaller things at all.

For starters, when Steve and Ned are walking away from the plane that delivered them to the Zissou Compound on Pescespada Island, Steve walks purposefully ahead toward his sanctuary. Ned lingers just slightly, and then turns around and waves in gratitude at the unnamed pilot. The pilot is unnamed because Steve never cares to share his name, or perhaps even learn it. But Ned is more polite than that. Strictly speaking all Owen Wilson had to do was follow Bill Murray toward the camera, but that small moment says volumes about how deeply he and Anderson understand his character.

The second moment requires us to jump ahead a bit. Steve pours himself and Ned a drink (Campari? Can anyone confirm?). While I could absolutely accept that Steve would carry a bottle of booze around — along with two glasses — I was a bit caught up this time by the fact that Ned would accept a hard drink so early in the morning.

Then, however, Wilson and Anderson demonstrated that they had the same concern. Ned doesn’t take a sip, and as he walks away from Steve he looks back. I always thought this was a glance backward to make sure Steve was okay, and I still believe that’s part of it, but more immediately Ned just wants to make sure Steve isn’t looking as he tosses the contents of his glass into the bushes. He doesn’t drink in the morning, but he’s too polite to refuse. I love Ned.

Rather than say hello, Eleanor greets Steve — and ignores Ned — with a flat, “Your cat’s dead.” It’s impossible to know how much this really affects Steve in itself (he doesn’t seem to have much of an attachment to any of the animals* on Pescespada…a stark contrast to Cody later) but he’s clearly upset by Eleanor’s cold demeanor. He explains that she was “raised by maids,” and that this accounts for her social shortcomings, but that of course doesn’t explain Steve’s. He spends the rest of the scene rolling his eyes whenever Eleanor speaks, not responding verbally, and cruelly pointing out that while her parents have financed several of his films, they’ve financed the worst ones. He then scoffs at the fact that anyone could consider her the brains behind Team Zissou.

Ned, always the gentleman, asks what kind of cat it was. In Steve’s defense, he eventually does answer that it was a tabby**, but his first impulse is to rebuff the man with a curt, “Who gives a shit?” Eleanor was raised by maids…what’s Steve’s excuse? Right now we don’t know…and we won’t find out anything conclusive about his upbringing for the rest of the film. But there’s a bit we’ll be able to infer, later on.

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Steve then, listless and disheveled, seems to wander Pescespada on his own. We get only one seconds-long snatch of this, as he extends a fish for an orca who leaps for it. It’s Steve, once again, comforting himself with cliche. As a celebrity oceanographer he’s comfortable only with neutral public perception, and he retreats behind images like this. Images that say and suggest nothing, but fortunately play well with focus groups and reinforce, to him at least, that he is who he thinks he is. We’ll see more of this when we get to Jane’s interview next time.

Pescespada itself is worthy of discussion, too. Its weeds are overgrown, its paint is chipping, animals roam the island at will, and abandoned vehicles litter the grounds. The technology, of course, represents various attempts at bringing the island up to date but never quite getting there, and then only dragging it further back as time marches on. It is, I think, a beautiful and distressing physical expression of Steve’s own mind.

It’s a jumbled and directionless monument to the past — to a time when Steve, or Eleanor’s parents at least, could afford an island for Team Zissou — and its passively crumbling infrastructure mirrors Team Zissou itself. Everything is in disrepair, but at the same time Steve keeps antiquated memorabilia on display, and even keeps a cache of Adidas sneakers from an expired endorsement deal in their original packaging. He fixates on the high times, and genuinely does not see anything else. Perhaps this lack of acknowledgment is deliberate, and he believes, on some level, that if he does not accept the fact that his reality is crumbling, it will not crumble. Whatever it is, we see very clearly at this point something that undermines by design the early conceit of the film: Steve Zissou is not reeling from Esteban’s death; he and his team were lost long before that.

By now we also know why Steve would want — or perhaps need — an island of his own: it’s isolated. He’s a man who is only ever at home on his ship (and sometimes not even then), adrift in the sea and far from the prying, judgmental eyes of people everywhere. It makes perfect sense that the only land which Steve could make his own is also out to sea, accessible only by private appointment.

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

At 2:03 the next morning, Ned is awakened by Steve’s voice on the EchoBox, which is another decaying piece of technology that’s hanging above Ned’s bed. He tells Ned to answer him by pushing the red button. Ned mishears it as the white button, and presses it to respond. As far as I can tell, there is no red button on the unit at all, turning the joke toward Steve rather than Ned. Even now, though, I’m not quite sure what Anderson is after here…except perhaps foreshadowing the communication difficulties between the father and son.

In fact, those communication difficulties are manifested again in a technical sense in the very next scene, as Ned improperly holds the boom mic during an impromptu shoot on the beach, rendering the footage at least potentially unusable.

The reason Steve has called Ned out to meet him is that Bobby Ogata, Team Zissou’s frogman, noticed a “rubber tide.” This is a phenomenon that the crew has never encountered on film before, and just like that, in their pajamas and bare feet, Team Zissou is recording a scene for a documentary that doesn’t exist yet.

Without any structure whatsoever, nor any larger film into which Steve could insert such a scene, he’s lost for what to say. He describes briefly the rubber tide, mentions Ogata alerted him to its occurrence, and then turns to the camera to deliver a pathetic shrug, admitting silently that even he isn’t sure this was worth recording.

Of course Ned comes to the rescue by asking a question that, perhaps, Steve as a documentarian should already have thought to answer: what causes the creatures to glow like this? Only with fresh eyes can Ned even see that the most interesting thing about these jellyfish isn’t that they’re washed up ashore, but that they pulse illumination into the night. It’s one of nature’s many wonders that Steve can no longer even recognize.

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Steve is impressed by Ned’s simple adlib, and it inspires him to shoot another scene: a simple two-shot of he and Ned. Here, he unleashes a “goddamned tearjerker” when he invites Ned to join Team Zissou.

We’ve already discussed some confusion here. He spoke to Eleanor after Loquasto (and in Ned’s presence) about Ned joining them, and I’m not sure what that meant. It didn’t mean joining Team Zissou proper, as Ned’s not invited until now and initially declines, and it didn’t mean coming to Pescespada Island as that invitation was extended specifically in the section we covered in part 4. There sure is a lot of inviting going on, and I’m personally not convinced even Anderson knows why that is, or what some of it means. It feels like detritus leftover from merging various versions of the script. It doesn’t affect my enjoyment of the film at all, but it does feel interestingly inexplicable.

Ned’s reluctance to join the crew has to do with a lack of experience and knowledge of the field. Steve deflects this question by saying none of them know what they’re doing. Klaus was a bus driver, and Wolodarsky — Team Zissou’s physicist in residence — was a substitute teacher. “We’re a pack of strays,” Steve proclaims proudly, and all at once it’s clear what Team Zissou really is: they’re not a band of people drawn together by their love for the ocean, or film making, or even each other. They are — on Pescespada — an Island of Misfit Toys. They don’t belong anywhere else, and that is the tie that binds: without Team Zissou, where would they be? Where could they be?

The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai starred Jeff Goldblum and ended with the team walk that inspired the final moments of The Life Aquatic; it’s absolutely a film embedded in The Life Aquatic‘s DNA, and it features Team Bonzai, with every member hand-picked by Buckaroo and able to provide some valuable service to the team that no other human being could. Team Zissou is Team Bonzai’s antithesis: Steve doesn’t hand-pick anything. He is found by misfits without any other place to go. Team Zissou is the team you end up on because no other team wanted you.

And he takes them aboard, and gives them an identity, and provides for them as best he can, offering a small-scale social acceptance that they wouldn’t have anywhere else.

He sounds like a really nice guy when you put it that way.

Ned also mentions that he’s “not even that strong a swimmer.” Some more early foreshadowing — in a comic exchange — of Ned’s eventual tragedy.

This invitation offends Klaus, who has been filming the scene but has not seen it fit to inform Steve of the useless boom placement until afterward. We’ll get into Klaus and Ned’s relationship soon enough, so for now let’s just leave them stewing.

What’s more interesting right now is Steve’s seething anger that Klaus stopped rolling before Steve called cut. For Captain Zissou this is about as severe as crimes can get. Steve’s life is one of post-production, of edit-booth sweetening and of looped lines and flattering inserts. Without the camera capturing the moment in the first place, Steve has no hope of immortalizing a better performance, of slaving over detail to get it just right. In short, without the camera, he’s stuck with what actually happens. And that’s not something that makes Steve happy.

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Their spat is cut short by the arrival of Jane Winslett-Richardson, the reporter from Oceanographic Explorer who will be writing an article on Steve. Her arrival is heralded by a wave of flashlights shining her way from the team who forgot to pick her up at the airport. (More specifically it was Klaus’s job. It was also Klaus’s job to maintain the helicopter that will end up killing Ned.) It’s also scored by a track called “Zissou Society Blue Star Cadets,” though when we hear another version later in the film it’s referred to as “Ned’s Theme Take 1.”

Ned’s face lights up as much as Jane’s, though in her case it’s due to the flashlights, and the jellyfishes, though in their case it’s the moon’s light bouncing off their outer membranes. Also, Jane informs them, they’re not jellyfish. They’re Vietcong Man-O-Wars***.

Steve tests one with his foot and sure enough she’s right. He makes a note to loop that line in post-production, yet again casting some (admittedly small) doubt on his integrity as a documentarian. This goes to show how unimportant it is for Steve to ever get things right the first time — when you’re used to edit-suite tinkering there’s less of a need to worry about that — and how deluded Team Zissou is about what it is they actually do. More on that, of course, later.

Jane claims that she won’t even ask what they’re all doing out there in their matching pajamas, which is a bit of a throwaway line until we cut back to Steve and Klaus and see, funnily enough, that their pajamas don’t actually match. Klaus’s stripes are wider, though the intention (on the part of Team Zissou) was clearly to standardize them. It’s another example of mismatch in place of true uniformity. “Close enough” might as well be the motto carved into the Team Zissou crest.

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Klaus, Steve and Ned show Jane to her room, and we’re introduced to three things about her: firstly, she’s pregnant. Secondly and thirdly are things that she’s doing to prepare for having a child: she says “effing” instead of “fucking” to get out of the habit of cursing, and she chews bubble gum, likely to get out of the habit of smoking. The father, as you might imagine, will become a conversation point in the near future, and we’ll see plenty of echoes of Steve and Ned there as well.

They discuss, again, the possibility that Ned might be Steve’s son — she’s dubious — and Steve makes his intentions known to Klaus with a loaded, “Not this one.”

We’ve seen how Steve’s romantic advances have paid off in the past, but we’ve also seen how Steve likes to sweeten his memories after the fact. If you think he’s learned from anything in that regard, you haven’t been paying much attention.

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* There’s a nice little deleted scene on the DVD that shows that Steve keeps a penguin on the island as well. Ned asks Eleanor about it, and she replies ominously that he should not join Steve on his journey. In lesser hands it would have been clumsy foreshadowing, but here, in this film, with that character, it feels correct…especially as she seems to be the only one still aware of what happened to Esteban. Of course the scene was deleted and might not be worth saying much else about, but I found it interesting, and it makes it even more clear why she will soon storm off in the night, leaving Team Zissou to its self-imposed tragedies.

** Garfield is also a tabby, and the live-action film that starred Bill Murray as that orange cat was released the same year as The Life Aquatic. I’m willing to believe this is coincidental, but it certainly is an interesting fact.

*** They also visually call to mind the landing lights at an airport. It reminds me of Rushmore, and the times Anderson used visual cues there to suggest that characters arrived by air, even though they didn’t. It’s a director having fun with images and expectation, and it’s that kind of easily missable humor that Anderson does best.