For personal reasons I will not be able to post the Trilogy of Terror stuff this year. Thank you for understanding. I apologize for the short notice.
Many thanks to everyone who was able to tune in to the Monster Bash! Hopefully everything went well, because Discord might be an actual streaming solution moving forward. Getting the episodes together for this one was a lot of fun, and I got to share a few shows that I wasn’t able to show an Xmas Bash! Also, I found more than enough content to justify another one of these if there’s any interest. At some point. Maybe.
For now, though, here are the spoo-ooky episodes we enjoyed:
- ALF, “I’ve Got a New Attitude”
- Laverne & Shirley, “Haunted House”
- The Cosby Show, “Cliff’s Nightmare”
- Barney Miller, “Werewolf”
- Perfect Strangers, “Fright Night”
- Small Wonder, “The Lawsonville Horror”
- Night Court, “Come Back to the Five and Dime, Stephen King, Stephen King”
And here are the contents of the spoo-ooky ju-ukebox:
- Phish, “Ghost”
- Hot Chip, “Spell” (Superorganism remix)
- Cliff Richard, “Devil Woman”
- Jen Terri, “Get Down Goblin”
- Violent Femmes, “Nightmares”
- Harry Nilsson, “Are You Sleeping?”
- Phish, “Wolfman’s Brother”
- Grateful Dead, “Dire Wolf”
- Carman, “No Monsters”
- PPF, “Life is Beautiful”
- Oasis, “She’s Electric”
- Porter Robinson, “Sad Machine” (Snail’s House remix)
- Brian Eno, “Dead Finks Don’t Talk”
- Phish, “Frankenstein”
And if you want to buy a copy of my book, I won’t stop you. Thank you for being there, and I hope you enjoyed.
Don’t forget; I am hosting a virtual book launch Saturday, August 22 at 8:00 p.m. Eastern time to celebrate the release of my book on Resident Evil. I have no idea what time that is where you live, but you can go here and enter your time zone in the “to” field to find out! So go do that first.
Once you know WHEN THE THING IS, you’ll want to know how to join in the fun.
First, let me tell you what the fun involves!
- Seven spoo-ooky episodes of rightly forgotten TV shows!
- Vintage commercials for spoo-ooky things!
- Songs about spoo-ooky topics!
- Readings from my boo-ook about a spoo-ooky game!
- Other spoo-ooky things!
- Live chat which will probably be more rude than spoo-ooky but YOU NEVER KNOW
It’s basically an Xmas Bash! and it makes up for the fact that I didn’t have one last year. So there. We’re even. Come and shut up.
Anyway! We will be streaming through Discord this time, which seems like it will be easy to use. I can’t wait to learn how wrong I am.
Here’s what you will need to do in order to join:
Step 1: Create a Discord account. Visit Discord and create an account. (If you have one already CONGRATULATIONS.) You may also want to download the client (it’s free), or you can use the browser version. Your call, but make sure you create an account. You can upload avatars and all that junk, too. I don’t care. Basically, though, make sure you take care of all that stuff ahead of time, because it’s the time-consuming part and there is NOT MUCH TIME LEFT TO CONSUME.
Step 2: Visit The Bash House. You’ll want to visit and probably bookmark The Bash House, which is where we will host The Monster Bash! and, if it works, other Bash!es to come. This is where you will want to be when the Monster Bash! begins. Because…it’s where the Monster Bash! is.
Step 3: Join the text chat. On the left side of the screen you should see a Text Channel: General option. Click that and you’ll see the text chat. Feel free to type nonsense to make sure your account is working. That’s what we’ll be doing the night of the Bash! anyway.
Step 4: Connect to the video! Everything else you can do ahead of time. This step, however, you can’t do until the stream actually begins. First, look beneath the text channels and you will see Voice Channels: Bash Channel. Click on it to join. Make sure your microphone is muted.
You should see my name there with a red LIVE next to it. Hover over my name and a window will appear with the option to Watch Stream. Click that option.
The video will start playing. That’s all you need to do if you just want to watch the video, but if you want to participate in the chat (or even read the chat) you have a few more clicks to go. In the lower right of the video window, you should see an option to Pop Out. Click that.
The video should now be in a window you can move around and resize on its own. Stick it WHEREVER YOU WANT TO STICK IT and then click on Text Channel: General again. You’ll be able to participate in chat as the video plays.
And that’s it! Definitely get your account set up and test the chat ahead of time, so you can be ready when the Bash! begins. It will be THE SCARIEST THING POSSIBLE that could also have conceivably aired on TGIF.
Be there or be…dead, I don’t know, I’m not the Crypt Keeper.
I’ll see you at this Discord link on August 22 at 8:00 p.m. Eastern!
This is your reminder to join me at Uplink — the virtual convention brought to you by Long Island Retro — this weekend. I will be hosting two panels on the main stage, and there are plenty of other reasons to join the fun. The entire schedule for the weekend is available here, so do check it out.
Both of my panels take place Saturday.
Anatomy of a Scream: Aug. 8, 4 p.m. Eastern
Join me for a trip through the Spencer Mansion and beyond as we look at how Resident Evil structures its scares. We’ll dissect some of the game’s most famous moments to learn how they work — and why they work — and take a few detours through the larger series as well. Live Q&A to follow.
All Things Inti Creates: Aug. 8, 9 p.m. Eastern
The team at Inti Creates will join me live from Japan for a chat about the company, its history, its games, and more. Inti Creates is responsible for the Mega Man Zero Series, Mega Man 9, Mega Man 10, Blaster Master Zero, Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon, Azure Striker Gunvolt, and too many other great titles to list.
Again, these are live events! If you miss them…well, I can’t imagine how despondent you’ll be, so let’s not even think about it!
Grab your tickets if you haven’t already ($10 gets you access to all events throughout the weekend), and I hope to see you there.