This, as the theme song to another terrible old sitcom goes, is it. We’ve reached the end of ALF, season one. That’s 25 episodes in the can, and 74 left to go. Of course I’m not counting Project ALF, but I’m 99% sure I’m going to do it. A loyal reader has offered to send me a copy, so I think it’s just a matter of figuring out how to tackle it.
Speaking of sending copies, if anyone out there is feeling generous enough to shell out for copies of the season two, three, and / or four boxsets that were released in Germany, I’ll use those for my reviews moving forward. The reason I specify the German releases is that those are the complete versions of the episodes…not the syndicated ones I’m reviewing here. All other regions, as far as I can tell, got these shorter edits.
If you’d like to shoot one my way, get in touch. If nobody wants to…believe me, that’s fine, too. I’m perfectly happy to keep reviewing these as they are; I just figured I’d ask.
After this episode I will take a break from reviewing for a few weeks, but “bonus” installments will still go up on Thursdays, ensuring that your recommended weekly dosage of ALF will continue uninterrupted. How will you ever repay me?
So, enough stalling. The sooner I finish this the sooner I get to enjoy a break from it, and that’s some damned good incentive.
“Come Fly With Me” is, as nearly every other episode is, a title borrowed from a song. It’s one that was popularized by Frank Sinatra…as was “Strangers in the Night,” the first ALF episode with a proper title. I’m sure it’s unintentional, but it’s a pretty interesting way to bookend the season. Both of these episodes also feature a large amount of Ochmonek action, too, but, again, I’m positive it’s a coincidence.
This one begins with ALF in the living room, excitedly telling Willie that he won a copy of Cat Lover’s magazine. Yes, isn’t it just like ALF to end the season by enraging me with apostrophe abuse? Can’t just let me walk away without fisting me in the ass, can you?
Willie however knows that ALF didn’t win jack shit. What happened is that ALF filled out a bunch of Publisher’s Clearing House* forms and subscribed to the magazines; he didn’t win them, he bought them. Willie then opens the front door and a bunch of magazines slide into the house, because for no reason whatsoever they were leaning against the door rather than stacked up next to it.
It’s not really funny or stupid enough to warrant a mention, I guess, but since this is the season finale I think we should all take a moment to appreciate Max Wright’s inimitable — thank Christ — line readings:
“You’ve subscryyyb’d to HUNdrets of MaGaZeeeeeNS!”
Classic.
The episode proper begins with ALF believing he’s won a talking toaster, as well as other goodies for the rest of the family. It turns out to be one of those real estate schemes, though, where they wine and dine you in exchange for subjecting to you high-pressure salesmanship. Mr. Ochmonek then comes over wearing the BEST SHIRT EVER with a new trash can for Willie, because there was magazine refuse blowing all over the Tanners’ yard.
Mr. O even reaches into the trash can to show Willie some of the inserts, which establishes that not only did he buy Willie a trash can on his own dime, but he ran around their yard collecting all of the junk Willie let blow around like an asshole, too.
Much as I’m pretty sure we’re supposed to think of Kate as a shrew-hearted icebitch, I think we’re supposed to view Mr. Ochmonek as a meddling pain in the ass. And yet Kate comes across as the most human character on the show, and Mr. Ochmonek is starting to seem like a really nice guy. When’s the last time a Tanner demonstrated a comparable measure of selflessness? I’d certainly rather get stuck next to this guy on a bus than Willie. At least when he talks it doesn’t sound like his kidney is on the verge of exploding.
Anyway, Mr. Ochmonek got the same real estate offer that ALF was excited about, and he suggests that they go together. He even offers to fly the Tanners out so that they can make a vacation out of it. There’s no charge, because Mr. O is able to borrow his friend’s plane.
It’s here that we learn Mr. Ochmonek was a pilot in the Korean War. This is the kind of thing the show does often — some late-game introduction of a major character trait that somehow was never mentioned before — but here it makes sense. This is only the fifth or sixth time we’ve seen the guy, and maybe only the second time we’ve spent substantial time with him. It’s fair that we’d still be learning major things about his past.
Willie, on the other hand, just looks like an even bigger piece of shit for not knowing this. How long has he lived next to the guy? The guy that buys him shit and cleans his filthy-ass yard and is friendly to Willie even though he suspects — correctly — that the Tanners spy on him? And he is learning this pretty major bit of information for the first time. What the hell kind of social worker is Willie if he can’t even bear to make small talk with his neighbor?
The guy might be annoying — though it’s hard to say, since everybody on this show is annoying — but he’s not a bad guy. He’s certainly nicer to Willie than Willie is to him, but Mr. Ochmonek is meant to be the butt of the joke. In fact, the whole Korean War revelation is just setup for the big punchline where he shows Willie the scar he received in combat. Kate walks in at just the wrong time and assumes…I don’t know…that her husband was going to suck him off or something?
It makes no sense. It’s just a fake audience laughing their fake heads off because an old man was about to take off his shirt.
Take that, you injured war hero piece of shit.
Guys, I have to say this: I like Mr. O.
And seriously take a look at that BEST SHIRT EVER.
The family complains after Mr. Ochmonek leaves that they might have to see him in a bathing suit, or share the same bathroom. Jesus Christ, ALF.
The Tanners really are the shittiest family on Earth; the guy just bought them a trash can, did their yard work, and invited them along on a free trip, but the moment he leaves, these cockrags stand around bitching about how ugly he is. And, somehow, we’re supposed to like them and dislike Mr. Ochmonek. Huh?
What a pack of assholes.
ALF then comes into the room dressed for the trip, and they break it to him that he can’t come because all he ever does is fuck things up left and right, and also he’s an alien. I don’t know, I don’t care. There’s no chance in hell Paul Fusco would let the show go more than thirty seconds without ALF so of course he’ll end up going with them.
But seeing him dressed like this is actually bringing back a lot of memories. Not of this episode, exactly, but of ALF in a Hawaiian shirt. In fact if you do a search for “ALF Hawaiian shirt” you’ll get a lot of results. Click on “images” to see how often he’s been merchandised wearing one, and you’ll get an idea of how recognizable an accoutrement it became.
The ALF cartoons also slapped a Hawaiian shirt on him for his “default” look, and I find that interesting. If you buy a Bart Simpson doll, the odds are good he’ll be wearing the orange shirt and blue shorts that he wears most often in the show. Buy a Kermit the Frog doll and the odds are good he’ll be naked, because he usually is naked. ALF, though, somehow became popularly merchandised with an outfit he’s, so far, only worn once, for the purposes of a joke.
I wonder if he starts wearing it more frequently later or something. Either way, yeah…ALF in a Hawaiian shirt brings back a lot of memories.
…of ALF in a Hawaiian shirt.
During the flight everyone sits around pissing and moaning about the free fucking vacation that fell into their laps that, really, they don’t even need to go on if they’re just going to be constant shitheads about everything.
Mr. Ochmonek at least has high spirits, pretending to make captain’s announcements and pointing out interesting landmarks, cementing himself as pretty clearly the only one on the entire plane that any reasonable human being should want to spend time with.
There’s a weird moment where Lynn complains about the cargo they’re taking with them, which is a bunch of pigs, and then she asks why they have to fly facing backwards.
That in itself is a fair question; why would the seats be facing backwards? Willie replies that it might be so that they can keep an eye on the pigs, and there’s an extremely clumsy cut halfway through the word “pigs,” zapping us into a scene of the Tanners back on solid ground.
This might be the most poorly made show I’ve ever seen.
Willie gives a nice tip to Danny Bonaduce and the family gushes about how nice their room is. There’s a blandly funny sequence with a salesman who comes into the room and immediately starts a sales pitch, complete with slide show, but it’s nothing special.
It’s a decently effective reminder of the fact that getaway offers like this are really just misleading ways to fence you in to buying something you don’t want or need, but that’s about it. It’s nothing the laziest stand up comedian couldn’t do better, but it’s at least competent.
Willie shoos the guy away, and then takes a big shit in his pants when he opens a door and sees ALF.
ALF reveals that he stowed away in Kate’s suitcase, having removed all of the clothes she packed. That…must have been a big suitcase for him to fit inside of it and still have a functional spine, but whatever.
There’s a funny moment next as there’s a knock on the door, and we hear Mr. Ochmonek shouting excitedly to the Tanners about the fact that they have adjoining rooms. ALF moans, “Can’t we shake this guy?”
Sure, it’s at the expense of good Mr. O, but here the joke is on ALF’s lack of self awareness. It works because it’s not just the “haha, this old man was seriously injured in the Korean War and is now being really nice to us, what a loser,” crap we got before.
That night, Willie creeps around the living room while his family sleeps, because he hears the Ochmoneks snoring and hates it and for fuck’s sake man, do you bitch for 24 solid hours a day?
What an asshole. I mean, I’m willing to believe that within the ALF universe the Ochmoneks are bad neighbors, however all I’m seeing is the family reacting to them as though they’re bad neighbors. So far the Ochmoneks have been nothing but nice, gracious, and accommodating. It’s like watching Homer get fired up at an overly-polite Flanders, but without…you know…the fact that that’s the joke.
He wakes up Lynn and then they panic when they realize they have no idea where ALF is.
Everybody runs around screaming ALF’s name, which seems like a pretty stupid thing to do if ALF is supposed to be a secret and they already know that the walls are thin enough that they can hear people snoring, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW
Anyway, ALF comes in with some catfish that he caught; he wanted to surprise the Tanners with catfish in bed. This is the best kind of ALF: the ALF that means well, but can’t quite get it right. In fact, this episode does a few things right, so while it’s by no means good (at all), it’s at least nice to not end the season on a total misfire.
They shoo ALF away because Mr. Ochmonek is at the door again, so the naked alien takes Brian into the bathroom with him to “scale the catfish.” This, praise Jesus, is not any kind of euphemism.
Mr. O comes in and hears the electric razor going. He says it sounds like their son is shaving, to which Willie fumblingly replies, with a line I actually really like, “I won’t allow him to have a mustache.”
It sure is nice to get an end-of-season hat-tip from the One Good Writer.
Anyway, Mr. Ochmonek, big fucking asshole piece of human garbage that he is, invites the Tanner family out for a pony ride. Ugh. Can you believe the nerve of this dickbag? How could anyone stand living next to a guy who is constantly giving you things and flying you places for free and inviting you to join him for fun activities what a nightmare my god
They don’t want to go, because he’s old and he snores and should be shot to death.
Why are the Tanners such a bunch of ungrateful tits?
Of course that’s not the only reason; they’re also concerned about leaving ALF in the room. This concern becomes paramount when Mr. Ochmonek reminds them that they all need to attend a mandatory sales pitch in exchange for the trip.
It’s more than a bit silly to me that Brian and Lynn’s presence at the pitch would be mandatory. Do these real estate shysters really believe that a fourth-grader holds any buying power within the family?
I can’t imagine that it would raise any red flags if Willie and Kate pretended that one or both of their kids was sick, so that ALF wouldn’t be left unsupervised, but there I go again, forgetting what show it is I’m watching.
The family stammers some vague suggestions of worry, and then there’s this really bizarre moment when Mr. Ochmonek looks directly into the camera and just…stares.
It’s like one of those reaction shots in The Office. You know, after David Brent says something that shocks the entire room, and Tim makes desperate eye contact with the film crew as if to silently ask, “Are you getting this?”
Only ALF isn’t a mockumentary, there is no film crew in the room within the fiction of this show, and I have genuinely no clue what Mr. Ochmonek is supposed to be staring at while the episode waits quietly for him to get his shit together and move the scene along.
This fuck is this show.
Anyway, the entire family goes down to dinner with the Ochmoneks, and I guess that’s the big sales pitch. Mrs. Ochmonek scolds her husband for chowing down on shellfish because he’s allergic, but he tells her to fuck off.
Willie frets about ALF being alone in the room, but Lynn assures him that everything’s going to be fine, because he has the talking toaster to keep him company.
And we cut to this:
…and this is funny.
ALF is really getting good with these cutaways. The smoking TV, the dead cockroach, and now this. I don’t want to oversell it because God knows I’m guaranteed to eat my words eventually, but as of right now I actually have faith in this show to nail its visual punchlines. It’s earned that faith.
As an added bonus, the “talking” toaster just keeps saying things like “toast” and “toasting.” The fact that ALF is enamored enough with it to keep ordering full loaves of bread from room service is pretty funny, and plays into a childlike fascination with novelty junk that really should be a larger aspect of the character.
Again, “Come Fly With Me” might not be much good, but it does manage to give us some nice flashes of what ALF, as a character, should be. He’s at his best when he’s bright-eyed, enthusiastic, and destructively helpful. He’s at his worst when he’s burning the house down, prank calling the president, and fingerfucking the children. Or maybe I’m just too picky.
But this nice visual punchline isn’t the end, of course, because — altogether now — this is ALF.
We return to dinner, and Willie sees the hairy cornflake running around in circles through the window. ALF picks up a fire extinguisher — which was stored outside, for…some…reason… — and runs, presumably, back up to the room.
…and that’s it. Vacation over. ALF started a fire with the talking toaster by cramming it full of catfish, and the Tanners are kicked out of the hotel. Off camera, of course, because that’s easier than writing funny dialogue wherein Willie has to explain to management why he was toasting catfish.
The episode sure went through a lot of trouble to get the Tanners into a situation that it apparently couldn’t wait to yank them right back out of.
We’re back on the plane, and Willie’s complaining about how everything is awful, at which point ALF pokes his head out from behind a curtain and delivers the episode’s other — and last — great line: “You haven’t stopped complaining since I burned down that room.”
Mr. Ochmonek starts hallucinating due to all the shellfish he ate, and passes out. Mrs. Ochmonek is taking a dump, continuing the tradition of ALF using that as its go-to reason for any character to be out of the room at any given time. I’m pretty sure the only things anyone does in this universe is shit and make funny faces while an alien tapdances.
Anyway, ALF flies the plane, because of course he does.
He also does a bunch of tricks which require Willie and Kate to stumble around pretending the plane is doing loop-de-loops or whatever bullshit nonsense nobody cares about.
Now, granted, this isn’t totally out of left field. I hate it, don’t get me wrong, but ALF has flown before. It was a UFO, as the episode points out, but it’s possible that they functioned similarly enough that he might be able to figure out some basics. Who knows? If the principals of flight are the same on Earth as they were on Melmac, then the main hurdle would just be figuring out the controls.
Of course that’s a massive and potentially fatal hurdle…but this isn’t impossible. I’m happy to allow it.
What I’m not happy about is that this conflict is introduced, ALF slips into the pilot’s seat, and he’s immediately a fucking Blue Angel.
Willie and Kate make some scared faces, ALF lands the plane (off camera, natch), and that’s it. Everyone’s safe.
And that’s, in a word, bullcock.
This is what sinks the episode for me. Not that it was good before this, but this scene is what pulls it down into unsalvageability.
I’m not mad that ALF landed the plane.** I’m mad that the episode glossed over his landing of the plane.
That’s pretty major. Keeping a plane in level flight isn’t the difficult thing for untrained, de-facto pilots. That’s easy. It’s landing that’s the major problem, and potentially the most interesting for a work of fiction to explore. How many shows and movies can you name that feature scenes of ground controllers relaying instructions to somebody who doesn’t know how to land?
Countless. Because it’s immediately recognizable as a tense and dangerous situation. ALF is a sitcom so, yes, I’m aware that tension is not its forte. But just as easily a situation like that could be mined for laughs, and I’m more than a little disappointed that the writers hit upon this idea, and decided instead to just cut back to everybody unharmed on the ground.
You know what would have made this a good episode? Mr. O passing out on the way to their vacation…not on the way back. “Come Fly With Me” should have been 20 minutes of ALF struggling to fly and land the plane. The show could have toyed with the conventions of airplane disaster films the same way “La Cuckaracha” played with sci-fi / horror. The family would have to keep Mrs. Ochmonek unaware of both ALF’s presence and her husband’s condition. The lion’s share of the episode would be ALF engaging in funny dialogue with an air traffic controller who is desperately trying to explain in simple terms how to achieve complicated things, without being aware that he’s speaking to an alien who can’t understand them.
It could have been a nice, fun episode with an element of risk, and a great way to end the season. “ALF has to fly a plane” might not be the most original story idea in history, but it’s a lot better than just cutting to the characters safe at home and saying, “oh btw ALF flew the plane.”
So, that’s the episode. Everybody’s safe, and ALF’s toaster shits out some burnt catfish. What a metaphor for anyone who stuck with this show through 25 episodes.
Oh well. At least this one didn’t end with the family reminiscing fondly about the mortal danger ALF put them in, like they did at the end of “On the Road Again.”
Willie and Kate did thank him for saving them, though, which is fine…to a degree. Yes, it’s true that if ALF hadn’t been there when Mr. Ochmonek passed out, they could all be dead. However if ALF hadn’t stowed away and / or hadn’t stuffed catfish into the fucking toaster, they wouldn’t have been forced to fly home while Mr. Ochmonek was under the influence of hallucinogenic oysters, so maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to sing his praises.
But, hey, it’s over!
I made it through 25 episodes of this shit without missing a single week, so I honestly do believe I deserve a bit of deep breathing before moving on to season two.
Next week I will post a more general review of season one (something I’m more than happy to adopt from Full House Reviewed) and then I have another couple of surprises to follow. So stick around.
Thanks for reading. It means more than I can say, and it’s a hell of a lot of fun to have such excellent commenters along for the ride. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go make fun of a crippled Korean War veteran for not being conventionally attractive.
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* If you remember, Publisher’s Clearing House used to have Ed McMahon as a spokesperson. He’s also namedropped in this episode. I bring this up because I believe he stars in ALF‘s next clip show. That’s sure to be good.
** Although, you have to admit, crashing and killing the Tanners would have ended the season on one hell of a riveting cliffhanger.
“In fact if you do a search for “ALF Hawaiian shirt” you’ll get a lot of results. Click on “images” to see how often he’s been merchandised wearing one, and you’ll get an idea of how recognizable an accoutrement it became.”
Sorry to say that I clicked on that link, and holy shit. Those dolls are terrible. They don’t even look like him. I could make a better ALF doll in the dark while suffering from an old Korean War wound.
Building off of Jared’s observation on “Weird Science”, Kate’s hair is long again. I feel like there are many things that one can do in a sitcom that won’t be noticed by audiences, but you really can’t hide Much Shorter Haircut.
“** Although, you have to admit, crashing and killing the Tanners would have ended the season on one hell of a riveting cliffhanger.”
Scene: shots of the ground littered with twisted smoking wreckage. The Ochmoneks push broken metal plane panels off of themselves, a bit dazed. They make checks with each other, ad libbed “You okay?”-type lines and nods. They check for injuries, and find only minor scrapes and cuts. The shot widens to show ALF sitting on a plane engine, situated a little above them.
ALF: So I can go home with you guys, right?
Mr Ochmonek faints from shock and bad shellfish.
Light-hearted music plays as Mrs O stares at ALF, and the credits roll.
Congrats on finishing Season 1!
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I’m glad you pointed out just how horrible the Tanners are to the Ocmoneks. There’s another small moment in this episode that shows what a terrible person Willie is. When Mr. Ochmonek shows up at the front door, the first thing he says to Willie after a friendly “Hi neighbor!” is that he got him a present. He pulls out the brand fucking new trashcan he bought him and walks through the doorway a few feet to place it on the ground for Willie. What does Willie say? “Thanks…won’t you come in?”, but dripping with so much sarcasm that Mr. Ocmonek should have had legal right to clock him in the face.
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Seriously, what did the guy do wrong? Was he supposed to hand Willie the garbage can through the doorway? Would that have been proper manners for Sir William Tanner? I just don’t get it. Now there are times when the show has the Ocmoneks act in an annoying way where I can understand Willie being frustrated by them, but this wasn’t one of those times. Mr. Ocmonek was friendly and doing something really nice for Willie, but all he gets in return is some sarcastic response like Willie would rather buttfuck Alf after he had a round of diarrhea than let his neighbor walk inside his house a few feet to give him a nice gift.
Oh god…I remember that line very well. I heard it at least a dozen times as I tried to get the screenshot of Mr. O holding the trash he picked up.
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Yeah, that’s a good point. Someone brings a present to your front door, and you expect them to just hand it to you and go home, Willie? Fuck. You.
(hope I’m not reposting, my first attempt seems not to have taken)
I was debating when to post this, but since you’ve hit both the end of a season and an Ochmonek-heavy episode, here goes. I do a webcomic, and every now and then I have the characters watch a TV show/movie unrelated to the main story, just to get the ideas out of my system. I did one story which involves a made-up TV movie about the Ochmoneks. I only watched a couple of episodes of ALF, just to remind myself what they looked like and get some points of character bio (in other words, I spent about as much time researching this as the ALF writers spent on each script).
The Ochmoneks Go to Hawaii
That was delightful. Thank you.
I love. So much. About everything.
Come to think of it, have the Ochmoneks ever done anything to the Tanners? In the first episode, they fight among themselves and Mrs. O is maybe doing a little spying, and she sees an alien, and does what a good citizen would do and calls the Honor System Alien Police. Then, Mrs. O watches the Tanners’ cat for them the next episode, which is, you know, a good neighbor thing to do. The worst thing either does is steal ALF’s pizza, and they don’t even know he exists, let alone that the pizza is his. Then, ALF fucks them over as they watch the Tanners’ cat again, stealing their riding mower and destroying their property. THEN, the Ochmoneks have a slight disagreement of some sort(?????) that causes the alien neighbor that routinely spies on them to call the police because he thinks Mr. O murdered Mrs. O.
None of this adds up to bad neighbors. The Ochmoneks have watched the Tanners’ cat multiple times and done occasional good favors, while occasionally spying I guess, and in return they are despised by their neighbors and routinely shat upon by the secret alien that lives with them.
To be honest, I think you’d have a much better sitcom if you made the Ochmoneks the main characters and made a show about life next to the most ungrateful neighbors on the planet and their douchebag alien roomie.
I don’t know why “The worst thing either does is steal ALF’s pizza” is making me laugh so hard, but I wouldn’t change it for anything.
First of all, hats of to Phil for enduring this marathon of utter crap and bringing some much-needed laughter to a dreary and boring planet.
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Second of all, hats (or should that be hat’s? hmm…) off to Casey for sharing this awesome comic.
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I actually do like Mr. Ocmonochec’s shirt quite a bit, from an overall aesthetic point of view. On closer inspection, the design looks a bit like handcuffs, which means it would be a more appropriate shirt for Lynn… mmm, can you imagine?
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Excuse me now, I must go scale the catfish.
I really do like Mr. O’s wardrobe! It’s…more similar to mine than I should probably admit.
Here’s the link to the Amazon listing for the German ALF season 2 set: http://amzn.com/B002NTFJ4S
The price is a little steep for me (this month), but if anyone wants to start a pool, I’ll kick in $7 (sent through Paypal to whomever buys it?).
I, too, will kick in $7.
I’ll kick in some money! I’d much rather Phillip review these seasons uncut than the edited down US versions.
But instead of just getting him Season 2…how about we just get him the German boxset of all 4 seasons of Alf?
http://www.amazon.de/Alf-Die-komplette-Serie-DVDs/dp/B009P4URJG/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1396886374&sr=8-3&keywords=alf
49.99 euros is about $70.00, plus we’d have to add in whatever shipping will cost. It’s expensive, but at least he’d have all four seasons uncut, and it might be cheaper in the long run than buying him each season separately.
When I add the complete series to my cart, the price dropped to 42.01 euros, plus 5.04 euros for shipping. Grand total is $66.94. Seems like a better option than doing one season at a time.
If Phillip wants to be the one to accept donations and order the boxset that might be the easiest way, but if not I’m okay doing it. Just let me know what you all want to do.
Not sure if this is conclusive, but the complete boxed set doesn’t list English as one of the languages. If it’s the same discs as in the individual series, the English language track should be there… I don’t see any reason why there wouldn’t be. But for buying all at once, I’d be in for $10.
We might want to re-think all this. From some of the reviews I’m reading online, it seems like the german DVDs, while uncut, have some real problems with them. The audio supposedly doesn’t sync up to the picture at times, and the picture quality is poor in certain scenes (VHS quality).
Does anyone actually own any of these German boxsets? If so, how’s the quality on them?
This is totally how Billy Superstar ended up hiding 8 seasons of Full House in his closet.
Wow! If there’s interest I’ll set up a Pay Pal thing. For that price I’d be able to pay a good deal of it myself as well.
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I wouldn’t worry too much about audio desync and poor video quality. As long as it’s not too horrible, it’s not like ALF’s that great at its best.
True, I keep forgetting this is ALF we’re talking about here. Not having top quality picture and audio isn’t going to ruin this masterpiece series haha.
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Well I say set up a Paypal address and I’ll donate. :-)
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If you end up getting the complete series set, at some point down the road you should do a special post reviewing the cut scenes you missed from the first season. That would be cool.
Here is what happens in the uncut version, where the “clumsy cut” is, in the first scene of the plane. It pretty much just has Trevor singing “Come Fly with Me.” It’s only a few seconds long but we see an outside shot of the hotel too. ALF sings it at the end after Willie and Kate fall over while he’s flying. I’m sure even on the Hub reruns you could see it since this is a dvd we’re talking about, and they had to cut it out for music rights. The beginning of the first plane scene is also with Trevor singing.
ALF also flew in the Orbit Guard.
ALF should have crash landed the plane into the Tanners’ garage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s interesting you pointed out tons of pictures of ALF in hawaiian shirts, yeah, I remember that too where they always advertised ALF in a Hawaiian shirt, he does were those shirts in a few more episodes, but not as much as you would think. I think the hawaiian shirt look suits him well, too bad they did not apply that in the sitcom more.
if you think the tanners are being real assholes about complaining on the trip, but think about is, you forced to go on a vacation you don’t want to go on and the flight conditions are terrible. they didn’t want to go on the trip to began with but they did it anyway just out the heart of being grateful good neighbors. they complain about being on plane because their on a cargo plane sitting on uncomfortable seats facing backwards while having to deal with the smell of stinky animals for god knows how many hours, if I were them, I would find the whole experience pretty nauseating myself and I’m with them with not wanting to see Mr. O in a swimsuit and share a tiny hotel room with him either because I bet that would not be a pleasant experience. I see Mr. O has the neighbor that is trying to be nice, but just comes off as obnoxious.
glad that you pointed out the scene where ALF makes a shit load of toast from the talking toaster, that is probably the funniest moment in this episode. I especially like the part where ALF is on the phone to order more beard and the toaster speaks and ALF tells it to shut up, that’s funny! I can agree with you on the part when ALF flies the plane, it would nice if there a bit more of that part and we got to see ALF actually land the plane, but I guess they already used up most of the air time on the other stuff.
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Yeah, I hate when it goes all bile style in my mouth.
Finally made it to the end of season 1, but now I kind of really want to watch ALF. Kind of how Nihilist Arby’s makes me really want to eat Arby’s.
I too hate it most times when the “annoying neighbor/unwanted acquaintance” actually isn’t that bad. I can see it on shows where the nation’s characters are supposed to be dicks (like It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) but we’re supposed to like the Tanners and ALF apparently. …Or maybe not?
One more bit of symmetry you didn’t note: the series begins with ALF crashing his spaceship and ends with a safe landing. Probably too obvious, but I thought that was pretty cool; maybe they DID intentionally bookend things (Re: Sinatra titles, Ochmoneks). It’s Creative Writing 101, so not too much of a stretch for this normally remedial-level staff.
Can’t wait for the Bonuses and next season.
“And yet Kate comes across as the most human character on the show, and Mr. Ochmonek is starting to seem like a really nice guy…”
When you’re a kid you don’t see it that way, you think Kate is a killjoy and Mr. Ochmonek is annoying. I suppose because the writers are telling you to think this way and you’re a kid. But as an adult you side with Kate more and realise that ALF can be a burden, a lovable burden but still a burden. As for Mr. O I haven’t seen his scenes recently enough to comment on that but there are scenes when he comes in, sits down and eats there food like a freeloader.
their food*. Should have proofread. damn!
Theres that bit with the time share guy during dinner thst I’m shocked you didn’t mention.
He leans uncomfortably close to Lynn and encourages her to tell her father how much she wants to live there. She playfully tells him no, biting her lip weirdly as if she’s turned on or something by this.
Then again it happens: “Tell him.” “No”.
Then the third time this guy practically rapes her verbally (“Tell him!”) and her alarmed “Nyooo!!” made me laugh harder than it should have.
Damn this show is creepy.